Friday, October 22, 2010

Stupid SPAM 101

Same SPAM message as of my previous post. Now, if you're going to pretend that you know who I am, to personalize the email so that it doesn't appear as SPAM, there here's a HINT.

Before you send SPAM out, how about giving things a quick test, boys?!? This SPAM was personalized to "me" as follows:

Dear NOFIRSTNAME NOLASTNAME. Did someone not actually clue in that their mailing list didn't contain the full name, or were they just too stupid/incompetent to check the SPAM before it went out.

Hold the phone. There's no chance that I don't exist - is there? Is this society's subtle way of telling me to take a long walk off a short pier? I DO have a first name and a last name - I'm sure of it. I was even blessed with TWO middle names, so they can stick THAT in their pipe and smoke it.

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