Foot Rub, Mammogram?

Yes - that is EXACTLY what I thought when I saw my SPAM this morning with that subject line. I'll have to admit though, their little plan worked as I just couldn't help myself to see what an earth the SPAM could be about. Turns out that it's for one of those "we'll send you whatever meds you want" sort of thing. Foot Rubs. Mammogram. Is this the "new" one stop shopping? What's next? I'm almost scared to find out. Now...if only I can get some mind scrub happening so that I can erase this visual of a woman getting both of these things done at the same time, that would be great!